Monday, June 28, 2010

Okay, so now were gonna teach you how to type ghetto. :]

  1. First you have to get into the ghetto state of mind. This is easy, just think of shaving a dead dogs hair off, then putting it on your head & calling it "weave."
  2. Next you must instead of putting "g" you have to replace it with a "q". EXAMPLE: (Typing regular) I wanna go to the park today and I am gonna buy a packet of gummy worms. (Typing Ghetto) I wanna qo to the park today and I am qonna buy a packet of qummy worms.
  3. Next step is instead of writing words proper, you have to replace some letters, and cut some off. EXAMPLE: With would be "wit." Today would be "todae."
  4. You cannot use capitals. Just type all in lower case.
  5. Now I am going to take the first sentence, and ghettofy it. xD

"i wanna qo to dha perkk todaee and i am qnne buy a packet of qummy wormz."

I hope you enjoyed this, and I am sorry to all of the people who type like that. It's not ment to be offensive. (: